The flag of Brazil
Not long after I arrived in Rio, the flag of Brazil got me into trouble with Mrs Eat Rio. To be more specific, it was the motto written across the flag that got me into trouble. And to be more accurate, it was I who got myself into trouble – the flag and its motto just happened to be there at the time.
We had been waiting for hours in a hot and crowded Cartório (notary office) while our marriage documents were being processed. As I waited (impatiently), I was surprised to see that almost everything was being done on paper – form after form was stamped, signed, copied and filed away in enormous filing cabinets.
Then I noticed the Brazilian flag on the wall and flippantly suggested there was some irony in the motto: Ordem e Progresso (Order and Progress). Let’s just say that Mrs Eat Rio wasn’t impressed! Since those early days I have learnt to show a little more respect towards the flag (and motto) of my adopted country.

As a national motto it is aspirational but also rather open to satire. This is from São Paulo’s Os Gemeos.
As flags go, it has to rank right up there as one of the best, don’t you think? Not everyone agrees with me but I like the colours, I like the shapes and I like the star map.
Now a farmer from the wonderfully named town of Parapanema in São Paulo has paid a massive tribute to this much-loved flag. Jacobus Derks planted it!









